Courtney Springers Baptism Story Truth revealed.

ONE DAY COURTNAE WAS SITTIN ON THA TOILET BEIN ON THAT PERIOD! BUT LIKE THAT DAY WAS A BIG ASS BOOTY DAY, CAUSE HER CHOCOLATE RAN OUT BIATCH! BLACK CAILLOU CALLED HER ASS UP! IT WAS A FUCKIN' EMERGENCY! APPARENTLY, BLACK MOMMY HOOKER DORIS AND HER BOO BORIS BLACK ASS GETTIN WILD OVER THERE!!! "COURTNEY," YELLED BLACK CAILLOU. "I'M GETTING RAPED BY MAH MOMMA AND PAPS." "BITCH, MY CHICKEN BARN IN MAH BAPTISM DOESN'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT!" "BITCH PLEAS?" SAID BLACK CAILLOU. SUDDENLY, BLACK JESUS EMERGED FROM THE CLOUDS OF THE BLACK GOD. "COURTNEY!" HE SAID, "NO CHOCOLATE FOR YOU!" BLACK JESUS LATER GIGGLED, "NOW U LOOK LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON NIGGA!"